Hannibal, Translated: But will he let it go? I THINK NOT.
She really did ordered pizza lmao
that tip is awful i’m so PISSED
ugh i am still so pissed at this because someone tipped me $7.50 for biking 5-6 blocks w/ a sandwich and a drink that only cost $11.50 before the tip and like someone who makes more money than a person making minimum wage can’t even tip $20???
I could be wrong but I’m almost certain that $2 tip is an automatic gratuity and not an actual number millionaire superstar Ellen Degeneres typed into a website. If you think that pizza guy left the theatre with less than a grand in his pocket you are mistaken.
for the last time, Ellen borrowed Pharrell’s hat and went around collecting money from A-list actors for tips
THEY GAVE HIM THE TIP ON THE ELLEN SHOW IT WAS 1600 DOLLARS
TUMBLR STOP SEEING WRONG IN EVERYTHING
*rattles my chains outside your window* I AM THE GHOST OF CRITICAL THINKING AND TONIGHT YOU WILL BE VISITED BY THREE SPIRITS WHO WILL TEACH YOU TO CHECK FACTS BEFORE REBLOGGING THINGS
What if right in the middle of the Oscars
they bolted the door
and the Rains of Castamere started playing
#leonardo dicaprio sends his regards
86th Annual Academy Awards
Can we please just all take a moment and think about how snails are the cUTEST FUCKING THING I HAVE EVER SEEN. HOLY SHIT.
march of the noot noots
I had pet snails for five years and I love them to dEATH
the 1995 Pride and Prejudice is so great it’s like *sticks exactly to the book, sticks exactly to the book, sticks exactly to the book COLIN FIRTH IN A WET SHIRT sticks exactly to the book, sticks exactly to the book*
Is this how lesbian sex works
jack “oblivious” crawford