this is your captain speaking, AND THIS IS YOUR CAPTAIN SHOUTING.
JA! I survived! This comes as a pleasant surprise after a few certain situations. Very amazing time though.
2. Do you take the shampoos and conditioner bottles from hotel?
You bet. Just finished this trip using the shampoos nicked from a trip a while back.
3. Do you sleep with your sheets tucked in or out?
Erm does it look like I want my feet chewed off in the night? Tucked in for important security reasons.
4. Have you ever stolen a street sign before?
Seriously that seems like so much effort. How? Just how? How do you actually steal it?
89. Which are better black or green olives?
Stuffed green olives are the superior option, but only by a little bit. Black olives for pizzzzaaaa
Do you expect me to talk?
No, Ms. Bond. I expect you to die!
It’s too hot *opens window* in comes 20 flies, 8 spiders, 17 daddy long legs, 50 moths, 3 dragons and 12 Jehovah’s witnesses.
cat cat cat cat cat cat cat cat cat
steve rogers loves you either way
The previous Doctor was engaged in a close relationship with his sidekick Clara that even led to a passionate kiss.
But Capaldi, 56, insisted his Time Lord would not be following in Matt Smith’s footsteps by getting intimate with 28-year-old Coleman’s character.
"There’ll be no flirting, that’s for sure," he told the Sunday Times Magazine. "It’s not what this Doctor’s concerned with. It’s quite a fun relationship, but no, I did call and say, ‘I want no Papa-Nicole moments’. I think there was a bit of tension with that at first, but I was absolutely adamant.”
The Papa-Nicole comment relates to a series of 1990s Renault Clio car adverts which hinted at a romance between an older man and a younger woman, before they were revealed to be father and daughter.
Capaldi also had good news for those Doctor Who purists who believe the show’s storylines have become over the top.
"It’s going to be a bit different from what we’ve seen over recent years. A bit more gravity," he said. "Some situations are more sombre and I think there are more rooted dramatic scenes. Over the past two or three years, which I’ve loved, there has often been a breathless vigour; we still have that attack, but we have another level of drama, another tone. And the scenes are longer.”
"I didn’t want to be Doctor Who in a Doctor Who I didn’t like," he said. "I had to be convinced the show was going in a direction I was interested in.
I look cute right now my camera just doesn’t understand
tony issues tablets to all the avengers and thor sighing because this technology’s so fucking old he barely remembers how to use it anymore
"im not a feminist"