lamapalooza:

this is your captain speaking, AND THIS IS YOUR CAPTAIN SHOUTING.

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THE PRODIGY CHILD HAS RETURNED. 2, 3, 4, 89.

Anonymous

JA! I survived! This comes as a pleasant surprise after a few certain situations. Very amazing time though.

2. Do you take the shampoos and conditioner bottles from hotel?

You bet. Just finished this trip using the shampoos nicked from a trip a while back. 

3. Do you sleep with your sheets tucked in or out?

Erm does it look like I want my feet chewed off in the night? Tucked in for important security reasons.

4. Have you ever stolen a street sign before?

Seriously that seems like so much effort. How? Just how? How do you actually steal it?

89. Which are better black or green olives?

Stuffed green olives are the superior option, but only by a little bit. Black olives for pizzzzaaaa

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turianbatman:

Do you expect me to talk?
No, Ms. Bond. I expect you to die!
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fulllblownrose:

It’s too hot *opens window* in comes 20 flies, 8 spiders, 17 daddy long legs, 50 moths, 3 dragons and 12 Jehovah’s witnesses.

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big-chicken:

cat cat cat cat cat cat cat cat cat

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Doing my hair & make-up

thranduil-stormborn:

xeduo:

queenwinterborn:

Expectation: 

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Reality:

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steve rogers loves you either way

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linear-relationships:

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sowwy:

I look cute right now my camera just doesn’t understand

homeiswheretheheartsare:

tonystarks:

tony issues tablets to all the avengers and thor sighing because this technology’s so fucking old he barely remembers how to use it anymore

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leaveyourkeyinthemailb0x:

"im not a feminist"

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michaelpalin:

a plus-side to being my friend is that you can come to my house in your pajamas and i will not judge you because i will also be in my pajamas

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